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It rained cats and dogs today.The weather was good in the morning , a cool one in this terrible hot summer.But lo!suddenly the sky seemed to fall down ,along with the heavy shower.To add to all this i had to go to office in that very rain.I reached completely wet.jeans was wet till my hips.I was shiverring like anything.Guess what i did.called up a friend ,opened up my jeans while i hid in the toilet she dried it in the hand drier.(:D)
In between i got threats, "I'll run off with your jeans!".
Just thinking...Suppose she did run off, what would i have done?Lets see what options i have
1>Come out as it is..oh no, never.
2>Come out wrapped in tissue paper?
Immm, wud look like a mummy, and just in case they tore off!! Idea rejected.

Well i must add here that i had kept my mobile outside as well.Suppose she took off that along with the jeans.So what else, any other options that you could think of?
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